The Osbournes are the celebrities people would most like as holiday companions, according to a new survey of 2,000 people carried out by GMTV.
Ozzy and Sharon topped a list of famous couples to share a dream holiday with.
Sir Paul McCartney and wife Heather were second choice, followed by Christine and Neil Hamilton with the Beckhams in fourth place.
Among politicians, more people would prefer to go on holiday with Ann Widdecombe than with Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Charles Kennedy was third, followed by Chancellor Gordon Brown.
The poll asked viewers to name the soap character they would most like to share a jug of sangria with.
EastEnders' Alfie Moon, played by Shane Richie, came top, ahead of Coronation Street's Vera Duckworth (Liz Dawn).