Please note the following before you press that send button:
1. I AM NOT OZZY OSBOURNE! This is a fan site created by me: Mitchell Van Beekum. (You don't know how many e-mails I get addressed to Ozzy!)
2. I'm sorry, I do not have the ability to forward your message to Ozzy or any members of his family. If you would like to contact him, please use the information in the contacts section.
3. I'm sorry, I don't have the resources available to get you backstage passes or autographs. (I'm lucky I can get them myself!)
That being said, if you still would like to contact me, (MITCHELL VAN BEEKUM), then I'd love to hear from ya'!
E-mail me here: email@example.com