http://www.dotmusic.com/webchat/transcript.htm Welcome to the full transcript of dotmusic's live webchat with Ozzy Osbourne Ron from the web asks: Is it true that you are making a new album? If so, do you have the title for the Album Ozzy: Its true that I'm making a new album but I haven't come up with the title yet. I'm not 100% into it yet as I'm still wrapping up the Sabbath thing Dag A. Bjaraas from Norway asks: This question comes all the way from Norway-please answer it. Will you be coming to Norway ever again? I saw you in Oslo and it changed my life-you are God! Thank you for everything. Ozzy: Absolutely I'll be coming to Norway again, the people are great thanks for the God compliment! Shannon~ozzybeliever from the web asks: And is that really it for Black Sabbath??? No more reunions? Ozzy: All I can say is never say never, but for the moment yes Mitch from www.ozzyhead.com asks: You once did a song called "Slow Burn" with a band named "Holy Knight" but it was never released. Is there any chance this song will ever see the light of day? Ozzy: No, I was given a song called Slow Burn I wrote it with a chick called Holly Knight but I never recorded it Fujito from Japan asks: When do you come to Japan? Many Japanese fan waiting you. Ozzy: Hopefully next year Ozzy: How is the Yen faring these days? Ozzy: For further information contact Mr Udo there! Ratva from The Gutter asks: Ozzy, being a musical inspiration to 000's, you undoubtly changed the face of 'popular' music what are your views on all these MILLENIUM charts and do you think Black Sabbath should have been among the artists commended? Ozzy: I don't know. I've only just got back to England and haven't had a chance to keep tabs on what's going on. The millennium song should be Imagine by John Lennon RubyMild from London asks: Is it true that your wife burnt all your clothes, and so you had to go to the pub in one of her dresses? RubyMild from London asks: Is it true that your wife burnt all your clothes, and so you had to go to the pub in one of her dresses? Ozzy: I don't know. I've only just got back to England and haven't had a chance to keep tabs on whats going on. The millenium song should be Imagine by John Lennon RubyMild from London asks: Is it true that your wife burnt all your clothes, and so you had to go to the pub in one of her dresses? Mitch from www.ozzyhead.com asks: At the begining of Bloodbath in Paradise, on your "No Rest For The Wicked" you say something that can not be made out. It sounds as though it is some kind of subliminal message, exactly what are you saying there? Ozzy: I don't, no, but whether anyone else does, I don't know gary from illinois asks: will there ever be any more music released involving randy rhoads or have you released everything youve got? ozzman667 from illinois asks: how did you like being on mtv's fanatic? ozzman667 from illinois asks: what is your favorite solo album to date? Ozzy: What the f*** is MTV's fanatic? Ozzy: Blizzard, Diary and No More Tears Mitch from www.ozzyhead.com asks: What was it like working with Primus recording "NIB" for Tony Iommi's solo album? Ozzy: I didn't do it. I didn;t actually do it with them. Actually I haven't even done it yet! Ozzy: There's going to be a new Nativity in Black album Ozzy: Have you got big tits? Ozzy: Thats to Linda in Ohio! Linda from Cleveland,OH asks: What do you do before you go out on stage, how do you get yourself pumped up for the show? ozzman667 from illinois asks: mtv fanatic is that show where a fan gets to meet and interview you Ozzy: I exercise in the room, I exercise my voice and go-go for it! RubyMild from London asks: Have you seen the wulfrun centre recently, its got all Greek Statues and things like that in it. Is your Bathroom like that now? Linda from Ohio says: Yes I have thank you :o) Ozzy: What the f*** is a Wulfrum centre and what's my bathroom got to do with it? Ozzy: Possibly - has it got shit on the walls? Ozzy: Can I feel them? Fujito from Japan asks: Do you think about Black Label Society? Ozzy: What the f*** does that mean? sounds like a bottle of scotch! Actually no. Daniel KRÍZ from Bruntál,Czech Republic asks: What kinda music do you really like? Do you like to listen to the music of the Canadian trio RUSH? Ozzy: No. The music I like is the Beatles and stuff that turned me on when I was younger and the occasional new song like Peter Gabriel's solo album Linda from Cleveland,OH says: Only if you sing for me Ozzy: Linda: I'll DEFINITELY sing for you! How old are you? anne from london asks: would ever record a single with mariah carey Ozzy: I would like to f*** her! RubyMild from London asks: Wulfrun Centre is in Wolverhampton ... and yeah it has got shit on the walls... are you Muslim, cause they do stuff like that don't they? Ozzy: I'm not muslim, I'm satanist. They do things like that don't they? ozzman667 from illinois asks: i heard a rumor that you once knocked out that dick kevin dubrow is there any truth to it? Ozzy: No I didn't know him out I knocked out Dizzy Fujito from Japan asks: I want meet to you. Can you help me? I will go to England at 21/12 Ozzy: Are you gay? If so, definitely not! captaincrunch from England asks: Have you ever caught a chill from all the water you throw on yourself at gigs? Ozzy: No but I caught a few other planes Marcie from london asks: Would you sing with her if she'd do the deed with you then? Ozzy: yes, if Mariah Carey was there! Gary from Singapor asks: Any plan for the new year eve Ozzy: I'm going to go to Hawaii where my wife and I got married and we're going to stay up all night Ratva from The Gutter asks: Ozzy - rock legend, without naming them how many different types of drugs have you taken in one evening? And how did you feel the next day? Ozzy: 7. It took me about 8 days to feel normal again. I don't suggest that anyone tries this. I was a f***ing nutter, I still am Jade from London asks: What was your most exciting sexual encounter? Ozzy: Dreaming about Mariah Carey and Linda with the big tits Jamie from Cardiff asks: Oz, are you listening to current rock music - like Korn and Limp Bizkit? Ozzy: Not really, no but I like korn, haven't listened to Limp Bizkit. What the f*** is a limp bizkit? captaincrunch from England asks: Have you heard of a Sabbath EP called "Black Mass", indie label, supposed to be out soon. Is it official? Ozzy: I've never heard of it. Crazy Baby from Canada asks: Ozzy..I've heard many bands that have been around for awhile say that they find it weird for this generation to be listening to them. How do you feel about kids of the '90s listening to your music? Ozzy: I'm overwhelmed. I mean, I can't answer the question because I don't understand myself. I'm real glad; real honoured ozzman667 from illinois asks: i know you are SUPPOSEDLY clean and sober and all that shit....but the champaigne and barbituates will be flowing on new years eve right?? Ozzy: No way Viktor from Deutsch asks: Oz, are you going to throw the dotmusic jornos in the swimming pool? Ozzy: I would if I had a swimming pool, but I can't because I haven't Dave from Croydon asks: Do you ever use the internet, and if so what for? Ozzy: I don't. I rely on my Son Jack to use the Internet. I'm going to have some lessons Hemf from POLAND asks: What About Marilyn Manson? Did you like to work with them at OZZFEST? Ozzy: I already have. It was pretty cool Viktor from Deutsch asks: What about the pond/bath/kitchen sink? Ozzy: I haven't got a pond and the kitchen sink is not big enough. How about the bath? Fujito from Japan asks: Are you make your fanclub again? Ozzy: My wife deals with all of that. It's so time consuming and I don't like to give my fans a raw deal. If I have a fan club I'd like it to be a quality one RubyMild from London asks: Have you ever met Robert Plant? or Noddy Holder? are they relatives of yours? Ozzy: I've met Robert Plant and Noddy Holder. Steve from Lynnfield, Ma asks: ozzy i heard you like to garden at night... is that true? Ozzy: No. Dannii from Milano asks: How many groupoies have you slept with? Could you add me to the witing list? Ozzy: You can definitely be added to the waiting list (it all depends if you've got big tits!) Andybb from Auckland asks: What is your favourite city? Ozzy: Planet Earth Gandian from the web asks: How come your Black Sabbath Reunion isn't going to be in the US? I'm from california and I want to see the band one last time. Please go tour the US. Ozzy: It's not coming back. We're doing four shows and it's over. We've played America and were not going back again Nobby from London says: I served Dave the guitarist from Slade with a 1/4lber Crazy Baby from Canada asks: do you have advice for someone who eventually wants to make it big in the world of rock 'n roll? Ozzy: Find somebody with big tits captaincrunch from England asks: Ozzy-how would you feel about Jack being in a band when he's older? Would you worry about the drugs/drink/bad influences getting to him? Ozzy: Unlike my father, I've told my son everthing about everything, and he may come back in various states but I'll put up with it. My daughter Amy has put out a few demos so look out for her. She's got a great voice RubyMild from London asks: do any of your mates from the Black country have a go at you for being a bit of a southern poofter now? Ozzy: I ain't a southern poofter and I ain't from the clack country Gillie from dublin asks: Looking back at your career what was the best moment? Ozzy: Being a success, I suppose, being able to make people happy; brightening up someone's day Fujito from Japan asks: May I use your picture in my home page? Ozzy: By all means! John Bazigos from Montreal asks: On the track "Walk on water"that was on the Beavis And Butthed movie soundtrack was it Zakk Wylde or Joe Holmes playing guitar? Ozzy: No, it was a guy in a studio. He wasn't a real guitar player. A guy called Jim Bolance Ratva from Outside Ozzie's House asks: Who bought the f***ing shamefull curtains behind you ? Hardly Rock 'N' Roll Oz!!! Ozzy: Well actually it's my new stage set! Steve from Lynnfield, Ma asks: Ozzy did you have to pose for your action figure? Ozzy: If I did, they got it wrong! no captaincrunch from England asks: What happened to your pub in Bristol? Do you still own it? Ozzy: What? I never had a pub in Bristol. I drank in a few pubs in Bristol. I used to have a wine bar in Staffordshire and used to drink more than the customers would buy! Fujito from Japan asks: I have a lot of your album. over 500. Do you know how many released your album? Ozzy: I certainly haven't released 500 albums. You're probably reading my dreams Crazy Baby from Canada asks: lol ozzy..i gotta find someone with big tits? lol..well as a girl..how bout i find a guy with somethin big? lol Ozzy: Open your eyes and put your hands in front of you in a shopping mall and you'll probably walk into one! Dave Sams from Alpharetta, GA asks: How would you rate Bill Ward as a drummer? I am a drummer myself and Bill Ward is one of my favorite drummers in rock and my last question is: What do you look for in a drummer? Ozzy: Absolutely Linda from nowhere asks: First I must say that I think you are the sweetest person with the most beautiful soul that I've ever met! What keeps you going and/or what inspires you to write such amazing songs and to give your all at every show that you do? Ozzy: Good question. I have to turn myself on really. The bonus is if anyone likes my songs that's great. No one goes into teh studio with the aim of making a bad record Hemf from POLAND asks: Any concerts in POLAND? Ozzy: I'd love to. I played Poland a couple of years ago and it was great Jeffery Acher from In the shit asks: Have you ever asked anyone to lie for? if yes how much does silence really cost! Ozzy: No I'm not like you, you lying b***ard! Gillie from dublin asks: What 's the main difference between english and americans Ozzy: Their accent Gillie from dublin asks: Did you think about dijying one day Ozzy: No because I'm too busy living Steve Baker from the web asks: Why haven't you used Max Norman as a producer since the Speak of the Devil album? Ozzy: A change is as good as a rest Dave Sams from Alpharetta, GA asks: What was the greatest gig you ever played? Ozzy: I haven't played it yet Shannon~ozzybeliever from the web asks: I hear you are coming out with a new albumn. I was wondering if you were going to do a tour for that albumn, or even any tours, for that matter? Ozzy: When it's done, yeah bienchen from london asks: do you like Atari Teenage Riot? What's your favourite band around at the moment Ozzy: Rob Zombie Ken Livingston from GCHQ asks: Are you supporting me for Mayor of London? If not, why not? Ozzy: I don't like politicians, I don't like mayors. They're alla bunch of wankers. Lying wankers. What does a mayor do? Stands around with a bog chainn around his neck. He should be f***ed by a horse Steve from Lynnfield, Ma asks: Ozzy when did you get that new tattoo that covers your who arm? Ozzy: The early part of this year ozzman667 from illinois asks: i recently saw an ozzy tribute band.called blizzard of ozz how do you feel about bands that just play your music? Ozzy: It's an honour. Ther'es a slack Blabbath. Theres a lot of tribute bands out there and it makes me feel good Hemf from POLAND asks: What are you current plans? You play with some new musicians, can you tell something abouth them? Any new release, soon? Ozzy: Everything on my side is on hold right now. When this Sabbath thing is put to bed, I'm gonna have a serious talk with my wife and we'll decide what to do. Anything is possible Angel from the web asks: I know you've said that The White Album is one of your favorite albums of all-time. I know you've worked with Ringo, but have you ever met Paul McCartney? Ozzy: I've flown on the same plane as Paul McCartney but I didn't speak to him. I'm glad in a way because I have a mental fantasy and I'd like to keep that. Every night in the dressing room I'd play at least one Paul McCartney record. ken from LA asks: What's the weather like in England Ozzy: It's kind of cold, windy. We've got a big old fire going in the house and it's very different to LA but it doesn't make me unhappy Nobby from London asks: TO prove you are live, can you take of your sunglasses? Crazy Baby from Canada asks: ozzy..your wife was on the howard stern show with ICP wasn't she? how did you feel bout that whole experience? Ozzy: I think they're a bunch of f***ing morons and it's really sad that people like that are around. I was aganst Sharon going Smeeth from London asks: When you told your son the facts of life - what did you say ?? Ozzy: If you're going to have sex wear protection because you can get diseases. I didn't tell him f*** anything that moves but I did say make sure she's got big tits! Nobby from London asks: Ozzy, I can see both your hands, what are you typing with???? Ozzy: My dick! captaincrunch from England asks: Who else is in the house right now? Also how's your dog? Ozzy: Myself and my assistant Tony and my four dogs. One dog is not too well. Ive sent her to the vets. Im kind of worried about her. bienchen from london asks: who would you most like to work with Ozzy: I did enjoy working with Busta Rhymes Ratva from London asks: Do you think Posh Spice takes it up the arse? Ozzy: You should ask posh spice or her footballing husband.I don't know - What's it to do with me? Lauren from Croydon asks: Ozzy, do you have much time for Jazz? If so what do you think of Miles Davis? Ozzy: I hate Jazz music. I can appreciate Miles Davis, but he always used to play with his back towards the audience. I can appreciate Jazz music but I can't quite understand it Abo from King's Heath asks: did you read the Mojo interview with Don Arden? if so what did you think and what about his comments on Geezer's missus? Ozzy: No Fujito from Japan asks: Can I see your movie in Japan? Ozzy: Yes it'll probably be subtitled captaincrunch from England asks: I heard there's gonna be an Ozzfest movie, What's it gonna be like? When can we hope to see it? Ozzy: It's not called Ozzfest the movie, we're going to do a theatre thing and show what goes on at the ozzfest. I've always wanted to film the crazy stuff that goes on in the audience. I've seen bits of it already and it's fantastic! Ozzy: It will be out in the new year. It's not just bands on stage, its some of the music interacting with ... we have a freak show with a guy who drills holes in his nose .. wild stuff Jade from London asks: If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be and why? Ozzy: I'm quite happy with who I am Hemf from P asks: Didn't you have some jams with some new musicians, and started a new project? How is it called, who's in it Ozzy: No, I haven't done any. I am concentrating all my efforts on doing this Sabbath thing. I have done a the solo album there's a lot of different singers in the album. RubyMild from London asks: how do you prefer Steps or SClub7? Ozzy: What the f*** are Steps and S Club 7. No Comprendo! captaincrunch from England says: Cool! I'm so f***in' excited about the Astoria show, seeing Sabbath in a small venue is gonna be wild! Ozzy: Ask me when I've done it. I still get stage fright, no matter what size the venue is because I want to give the audience the best - and more! The crazier the people go the more it spurs the band on Ben from Antarctica asks: Please put our minds at ease with this whole bat thing - did you eat it? Ozzy: No - it's not even an issue. .I'm sick and tired of the f***ing bat issue elton from Sydney asks: If you had 20 years old, would you do something different Ozzy: Absolutely no. There are things I regret, but had I not taken that path I'd be someone else. I'm a believer that your path is planned long before you're born. Why do people want to climb mount Everest? I'm pleased with what I've done and I'm glad that i Ozzy: have made people happy dotmusic: have you got any final messages for your fans? Ozzy: Thanks for all your years of support and without you I wouldn't be sitting in this lovely house. I love you all and have a great Millennium! Thanks for all your questions, but our time is up. Thanks to Ozzy for answering them. Visit dotmusic again for more webchats soon